When you print that shirt, sign me up for a black one, size medium please. Having a Masters in linguistics I recognize the argument this poor brainwashed po-mo is _trying_ to imply, but it really doesn't hold water and as you all have pointed out, he's taking it much too far. A very typical po-mo argumentative tendency is to say, if it's not completely white, its just the same as black. I daresay that type of reasoning falls into the category of logical fallacies, but I'm know for a fact that po-mo "critics" have antiquated the idea of logic a long time ago as well.

"'Linguists drool, prescriptivists rule'", heh heh...