This comment'll prob'ly get put with the you-know-what but I couldn't help but think that whenever something "big" happens to me (tornado hits car, tree falls through roof, bomb squad in the street, etc.) I usually don't HAVE any words! Not that a reporter would ever be bothered to ask me one of those questions. But I'm not sure if I could even come up with a *cliché* at one of those moments.