The least frequently updated website of all the Burns children / The only website that hasn’t seen Titanic yet! / More than just a concept, it’s a vague idea! / Presented overseas by Armed Forces radio..uh, maybe not / The 10 watt FM station of the Internet / A ramble in search of a catchy slogan / Take gap, give gap / Member FDIC!

The least frequently updated website of all the Burns children / A place to go when you want to be browsing the web, but you’ve run out of other places! / Take gap, give gap / Member FDIC!