Media Rare.

More or less as it appeared in Atlanta Press, here.

So about 20 years ago, I was in school and, of course, in need of money, so I wrote this column of radio, television, and film criticism for something called Focus magazine in the Columbus/Dayton/Cincinnati area.

And a short while ago, my sister-in-law asked if she could borrow the name I used, Media Rare, for her column of media musings in what was then called Poets, Artists, and Madmen.

At some point in the process, the struggling paper became Atlanta Press, and then, in May of 2000, it became nothing at all.

The folks at Poets (as I liked to call them) were unfailingly patient with my late transmission of copy, my blatant pushing and bending of deadlines. So it’s ironic (perhaps) that the last piece I wrote for them never made it into the last issue of the paper at all. I was too late for their own funeral.

It’s always sad when a newspaper goes away, even when, in the Internet age, the words can live on in a sort of packet-switched amber. But we go on, separately, and I leave this little alcove of my world here, preserved.

(The dates listed here by the way are the dates the columns are written, not when they appeared.)

They’re collected here for your convenience. Critiques are welcome.

They (and the rest of the site) are searchable (see that window over there on the left?). That’s kinda cool.

Folding up shop.

Wednesday, May 17th, 2000

My wife, as usual, made the cogent comment: “if a newspaper sells enough advertising, it doesn’t matter how good or bad it is, right?”Right. Exactly. Because after all, the first amendment has always uncomfortably shared a bed with the capitalist ethic in this country. You raise money to publish, or you perish. There are a [...]

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No matter where you go,

Tuesday, March 14th, 2000

I’ve got a long letter in the works right now to the consumer affairs department of Continental Airlines following a massive screwup that started with me booking a ticket on their website—or so I thought. It’s the kind of mess that probably should have me calling in Clark Howard or some other consumer reporter, but [...]

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Lost within the JourCon Newstapes.

Monday, March 6th, 2000

A recent Wired brought us the success story of Times Digital, the soon-to-be-independent arm of The New York Times. Under the command of Martin Niesenholtz, they were able to bring the oldest and most venerable of old media—the great gray lady of New York—into our new age. The Times site is everything a newspaper of [...]

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One mugging, courtesy of Fox.

Sunday, February 27th, 2000

Did you hear? Fox 5’s Russ Spencer got mugged the other day. In fact, he flew out to Los Angeles to join a dozen or so other Fox anchors—all of whom were attacked by muggers—as a stunt for the Fox series America’s Most Wanted.
Spencer, fully miked and accompanied by a camera crew, was roughed up [...]

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Bye, Rebecca.

Monday, February 21st, 2000

It just doesn’t seem that long ago when I was reading in Patrick’s column a heartfelt goodbye to Rebecca Poynor Burns. The one-time Atlanta Press managing editor—and Media Rare columnist—was off to Atlanta magazine, leaving her weekly column in the hands of, well…me, some guy who hadn’t done this kind of thing in many, many [...]

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Smile.

Friday, February 11th, 2000

To me, it seems like the ultimate shortcut in advertising—don’t have anything really important to say or show? Put a picture of a smiling person or, hey, even better, four or five smiling people on your ad, or on your website. They’re just…smiling! They’re exuding…uh, confidence! Satisfaction! Good dental hygiene!
Delta Air Lines redesigned their website [...]

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